COLLIE-O-SCOPE part 10: ERGOPHOBOS and his RASCAL OF DOOM!!

ERGOPHOBOS & his RASCAL OF DOOM -- Ancient Egyptian Wizard and Handicapped Mobility Device

What's threatening about a fat, lazy white guy on a motorized "Rascal"? Nothing really. But when that fat, lazy white guy is possessed by the spirit of an ancient Egyptian wizard who was put to death for trying to assassinate the Pharaoh, THEN things get dangerous! ERGOPHOBOS is a glutton for culinary delights (obviously), and perhaps would be able to do more to further his goals of world conquest if the body he (accidentally) came to possess was a bit more on the fit and active side. So, Ergophobos rules what he can from the comfort of his recliner or his motorized Rascal. Ergophobos is a member of the perverse diabolical organization known as H.E.R.P.E.S., and has secret schemes of wresting control of the organization out of the hands of it's current leader, DOCTOR HEDONISM.