COLLIDE-O-SCOPE part 15: "THE SKIDMARK SISTERS"!!

the SKIDMARK SISTERS: SMASHLEY BUNDT, HENRIETTA KNUCKLES, DAISY DITCH and TENTAKELLY

The SKIDMARK SISTERS are the OctoPrimate Roller Derby team genetically engineered by PROFESSOR SQUIDHEAD during his "evil mad scientist" phase to conquer the world roller derby circuit. Anyway, they're part Gorilla, part Octopus, and they can block, pivot and jam like nobody's business! Oh, and they HATE music of ANY kind!

COLLIDE-O-SCOPE part 6: "PROFESSOR SYD 'SQUIDHEAD' FLEETWOOD"!!

PROFESSOR SYD “SQUIDHEAD” FLEETWOOD -- Scientist
PROF. FLEETWOOD is the mentor/ benefactor/ father figure to the group of musical heroes known as COLLIDE-O-SCOPE. He used to have a normal human head until his arch-nemesis cast a spell on him which turned his head into a squid. Immediately following his grotesque transformation, the Professor had a bit of a mental breakdown and adopted the moniker PROFESSOR SQUIDHEAD, becoming an evil mad scientist who left his adopted family and clashed with them on several occasions. Before being brought back to his senses by our heroes, PROFESSOR SQUIDHEAD was responsible for the creation of the OCTOPRIMATE ROLLER DERBY team THE SKIDMARK SISTERS, which was the result of some bizarre psychological side effect his newfound "mad scientist" persona had when combined with repressed memories of his father pressuring him towards athletics during high school (don't ask).

Anyway, having regained his sanity, if not his full humanity, PROF. FLEETWOOD eventually returned to the mountainside headquarters/ laboratory that he shares with COLLIDE-O-SCOPE, though his head regrettably remains a squid. His frequent attempts at reversing the spell have been fruitless, and he hopes one day to track down the elusive dark wizard responsible for his condition, which he sees as his only hope to regain a normal noggin.

SKIDMARK SISTER #2: "SMASHLEY BUNDT"!!

The second member of the lovely SKIDMARK SISTERS (see previous post for elaboration), SMASHLEY BUNDT!!
I certainly didn't want cookie-cutter identical clones of the OctoPrimate hybrid. Any mad scientist worth his weight in test tubes will always fiddle with the genetic formula of his hybrids to produce a varied range of mutated beasts. Thus, Smashley has an octopus for a head, while her sister, Henrietta (again, see below) has a normal gorilla head, but four arms (two of which have suckers), two legs and two tentacles! It just makes good sense!